niedziela, 13 listopada 2011

cy taty: Yogi Berra

Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi replied, "Surprise me."

"Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.

"This is like deja vu all over again."

"I made a wrong mistake."

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